Did you miss me yesterday, Anonymous Reader? I bet you did (I hope, I really hope.) Well I’m back and today is Wednesday. Do you know what that means? Random Review! Now, since I didn’t get any suggestions for this week’s random review I chose something myself. I decided to review a reviewer! Hah! I’m breaking the rules of reviewing and I don’t care! (If there are any rules, I failed to get the rule book and thus I blame every other reviewer for not lending me their copy).
So, who am I reviewing this evening? Well the reviewer I will be reviewing is a man by the name of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw who critiques video games for escapistmagazine.com (Here’s the direct link to Yahtzee’s archive of reviews: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation ). I stumbled across these with help from my good friend Tony. I guess you could say I didn’t really stumble upon them since he did say “Hey, check this out!” and then gave me a link.
This is a great literal translation of what he does to games. |
Now, his reviews are called “Zero Punctuation” for a reason. Yahtzee never seems to take a chance to breathe within those five minutes and everything seems like a run-on sentence of itself. See that right there, Anonymous Reader? That sentence was longer than intended because I’m starting to hear Yahtzee in my brain. It’s a distinct style that I can’t say I’ve ever heard before and adds to the humor of Yahtzee’s wit and accent. Yes, I think Yahtzee’s accent is something that adds to his humor because we all think that people who sound different are quirky. Get over yourself; I don’t care if I just sounded like an ass.
In each video, Yahtzee goes over a game he’s recently played stating a bit about the plot, gameplay, etc. After that, he does what everyone goes to him for: a good ass-riding of whatever sorry video game he got his hands on. If you SERIOUSLY love a game and find it in his archive, here’s a warning: he is about to tear it up. Watch at your own cost. In all honestly, no one wants to hear someone praise a game. They want to know what the fuck is wrong with it and Yahtzee is like Moses in this department.
You can't even SEE the Wedding Cake behind the Jelly Beans! |
Get your panties out of your ass cause I’m giving Yahtzee O O O O O (5 coconuts) for being unique, honest with his opinion, and having an awesome accent.
Today was kind of short for what I usually do but at the moment I have a sty (sp?) and my eye is annoying the crap out of me. Hope you could enjoy the bit of scattered information I gave and I will see you tomorrow when I tell you about my life as a writer. Until then, Anonymous Reader.
~The Ink Eater
Quote/Event/Insight of the day: "I lost the door!" -BF playing Assassin's Creed
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